02 5 / 2018
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
(via divergentdauntless)
01 5 / 2018
say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case
elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
26 4 / 2018
One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.
Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it
(via bananas-andstuff)
22 4 / 2018
getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours
Someone finally said it
(via adorablelies)
22 4 / 2018
After 5 years it’s super slow
It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles
also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads
Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset
There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen
You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.
And when the new model comes out the battery get totally fucked with the mandatory update.
It’s a Decepticon.
(via spiralsketchbook)
22 4 / 2018
If someone is wearing makeup in the pool, don’t deliberately splash them.
If someone has done their hair nicely, don’t mess it up.
If someone in a t-shirt has scars on their arms, don’t ask them about it.
If someone doesn’t want to get in the water, don’t push them.
If someone still wants to wear jeans, don’t laugh at them for it.
If someone has sweat patches, don’t point them out.
If someone’s chest is obviously prominent, don’t stare.
If you can see someone’s underwear/ binder, don’t comment on it.
If someone is blatantly covering something up, don’t try to reveal it.Not everyone can feel totally comfortable with the fact it’s Summer, don’t make them feel worse.
this is so important
(via spiralsketchbook)
21 4 / 2018